The Filthy swine would like to ask any men who are currently suffering from 'the flu', the following question;
Do you have swine flu, or man flu?
Prior to the current media coverage of swine flu, most men were riddiculed by women the world over for ever complaining about having flu like symptoms. Feeling unwell? Taking time off work as you feel as strong as an ant? Then the chances are that any women in your life would have just dismissed your symptoms as 'man flu' (see definition).
Now that this current strain of flu has a glamorous (ok, well not THAT glamaorous) name, you can fend off any shouts of 'oh it's probably just man flu' with a strong ... ACTUALLY - i've got the Swine Flu. At least then, the ladies should give sympathy and compassion, rather than telling you to 'man up' and put up a shelf. Let us know what you think in our Forum.