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Prehaps this is how the swine flu virus jumped to humans?! Or rather, how the pig's normal flu became 'swine flu'.

 

Decapitate your bass player?

Mike Skinner - lead singer of The Streets has announced on twitter that they have had to cancel their UK gigs this weekend. The frontman announced that bass player Wayne Vibes has come down with swine flu so their planned gigs at the Summer Sundae Festival in Leicester, and Edinburgh Picture House will not be going ahead. The Filthy Swine can't help but see the irony of this tradgic turn of events, given that the streets have released their own tribute to the terrible virus titled: 'He's Behind you, He's Got Swine Flu'. The songs lyrics includes the line - 'decapitate your mate' - a useful tip in trying to prevent the spread of the virus. The Filthy Swine is wondering if Mike Skinner will be decapitating his fellow band member personally - i've got an axe you could borrow, Mike? Luckily for you - all you have to do is click HERE to go to Filthy's video page and hear the tune. Whatsmore, you can hear a remix from the altogether far superior genre of Drum And Bass to! ... What're you waiting for?

 

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Serious Swine

The Filthy Swine would like to remind it's users of the seriousness of the A\H1N1 flu strain that has recently been discovered (i.e. Swine Flu). As with seasonal flu, complications can arise for a number of reasons, it is advisable to contact a health professional once you start feeling the onset of flu, and then contact a health professional if any further symptoms arise, or if you start to feel your condition deteriorate. Don't underestimate the benefits of rest, drinking plenty of fluids, and not putting any other unneccesary strains on your body, and particularly your immune system.

 

Man flu or Swine flu?

The Filthy swine would like to ask any men who are currently suffering from 'the flu', the following question;

Do you have swine flu, or man flu?

Prior to the current media coverage of swine flu, most men were riddiculed by women the world over for ever complaining about having flu like symptoms. Feeling unwell? Taking time off work as you feel as strong as an ant? Then the chances are that any women in your life would have just dismissed your symptoms as 'man flu' (see definition).

Now that this current strain of flu has a glamorous (ok, well not THAT glamaorous) name, you can fend off any shouts of 'oh it's probably just man flu' with a strong ... ACTUALLY - i've got the Swine Flu. At least then, the ladies should give sympathy and compassion, rather than telling you to 'man up' and put up a shelf. Let us know what you think in our Forum.

 

Chat with other filthy swines

Did you know that you can signup to FilthySwine.com completely free of charge?! You can then chat with others in our forum, and provide helpful support to those looking for information

Click HERE TO SIGNUP and start contributing today

 

Rabbis Fly to fight the flu

I recommend you checkout this brilliant video on the BBC News website which shows a bunch of Rabbi's trying to ward off H1N1 by chanting and blowing trumpets in an airplane. The chap at 8 seconds seems to be shouting into a phone - i'm guessing it's his stockbroker.... "It's not working - BUY BUY BUY - Tamiflu"!

Click here to see the video

 
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